Prior to when I received my call-up number, I was told Lagos NYSC camp, Abuja NYSC camp and Port Harcourt NYSC camp are more exciting than others so I made plans to influence my posting to one of them.
I typed ‘NYSC Lagos Camp’ on Google search bar and an image of a shirtless Iyanya appeared among female corp members.
This might be my only opportunity to kukere Iyanya six packs, I thought.
Lagos camp was it!
That evening, I asked my parents for
N30,000 to influence my posting. What followed next was a three hour sermon on “The implications of altering your destiny”